I wanted a clock that never needed setting. Things escalated.

Sure, maybe your clock has a backup battery, but mine has a deployment pipeline! https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2026/07/i-wanted-a-clock-that-never-needed-setting-things-escalated/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social