Man used massage gun on his tired eyeballs. It went as well as you'd expect.

He had retinal tears and bruises from squishing his eyeballs with the gun. https://arstechnica.com/health/2026/06/man-used-massage-gun-on-his-tired-eyeballs-it-went-as-well-as-youd-expect/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social